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So, I told the mom that I don't care how
young you are. If you look suspicious,
I'm going to dropkick you in your teeth.
It's not my fault your four-year-old son
has weak bones. Hey, whoa, whoa, pal.
This is a random TSA check. Official.
I'm going to see that bag right now. You
think this is a joke? What's the R stand
for, pal? Really? How about really
suspicious? Going to have to take a
look. What's the rush? Well, your
flight's leaving in 5 minutes. Okay.
Okay. Well, this is going to take about
6 minutes.
Sorry. Just as I thought. Ugly. Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you need a
roll of duct tape for at the airport?
Huh? Going to be taping some stuff. Oh,
it's a bracelet. Okay. Let me guess.
Balenciaga is going to sell this for
like
$5,000. Not on my watch. Oh my
god. The bomb hot sauce. This might as
well be labeled as a nuclear weapon.
Oh, no. Don't get me wrong. I've had it
before and I was on the toilet for
weeks. Well, considering the pilot on
your flight is white, this will be
considered a weapon. Confiscating. Oh,
look at here. Looks like you bought a
little bit of reading material for the
plane. Clown in a cornfield. I've heard
about this book. What's it about? You in
a cornfield? Oh my. Look at their face.
I got them. Not today, pal. What else we
got? Heavy duty rope. Uh-huh. Are you
going to show me some Boy Scout knots?
No, no, no. Cuz obviously you need this
rope, right? So, here you go. Here you
go. Let's get the campfire going. Tie
something. Oh, you can. Okay. So, how
about this? It's mine now. Confiscated.
Confiscated. Okay. Black latex gloves.
Really? You thought that bringing black
latex gloves to an airport was a good
idea? No. No. No. No. No.
confiscated. What's
this? A ski mask. Where are you even
flying to? LA in the middle of April.
You're going to need a ski
mask. Okay, actually that kind of makes
sense. You can keep this one. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no. You're not getting this
one past me. Deodorant?
Really? No, you don't use deodorant.
Okay, this is obviously suspicious. I'm
taking it. Okay, finally. I'm just going
to grab your passport here and confirm
your identity.
Jesus. Guess your face has always been
like that,
huh? Yeah, you're free to go. But don't
you ever let me catch you eyeballing me
like that again. Okay, pal. You weren't
eyeballing me. Okay, pal. Move on before
I change my mind. Respect the badge.
Enjoy your day and don't forget to
smile. What's that infant toddler doing
in that stroller? That's very
suspicious.
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